

These people will likely be horrendous company in many other ways as well.
#To get wasted full#
You can never expect the full five to come back around, because people will lose track of who bought what (acceptable - they are drinking), and other people will use their entire time plotting to avoid buying a bucket through various means (not having cash, "getting you back later, brah," simply waiting and waiting until someone else does even if it's technically their turn) and will succeed. This will 1) shut everyone complaining about money the hell up, because you just bought them a beer, and 2) begin a cycle of mass drinks-buying that will net you at least two more beers. Buy a bucket of nice cold domestic beers and plop it on the wobbly table that needs some coasters shoved under one leg. The last thing they need is additional sticker-shock at a high-end bar. At this point, at least two people in your Day Drinking group will be complaining that they spent more money on brunch than they would have at the bottomless option, and yet drank less. What to drink at your happy hour-equipped dive bar Show enough restraint to avoid waking up underneath your futon with your chinos on and you will be rewarded. A reasonable number of beers after work or at dinner is totally fine you can even throw in a shot or two if it's early enough and George Thorogood is insisting you do so. With all this in mind, do not stay out Night Drinking until 3am. Have foresight and consider your painful future. The worst part is, at some point you will have to stop drinking to cover up the rolled-over hangover(s). Ultimately, you will only succeed in rolling your hangover over to the following day while adding additional hangover to the initial hangover. In an attempt to eradicate said hangover, you will almost certainly drink too heavily out of the gate, threatening your stamina. Drinking to Cope With Hangover Drinking is a drastically different kind of Day Drinking altogether, and a very dangerous one at that. Once you decide you will be Day Drinking the following day, it's very important to be at least reasonably intelligent the night before. The second is especially true if you are Sam Waterston.

Far more importantly, it will provide the foundation for a (reasonably) hangover-less next morning, allowing you to go to the gym/office/local water park all bright-tailed and bushy-eyed. Proper eating will be your buoy through the day and ensure you remain the kind of person others aren't ashamed to be seen with in public, amidst all sorts of boring sober people who will spend their afternoons shopping for infinity scarves at Coldwater Creek. The most important area of focus during your Day Drinking is not, in fact, the drinking that part's fairly easy. But getting there the right way is critical. If you put yourself on the proper path to really getting to know a cheesesteak at 8pm or so, you're looking good. Now is the time to start thinking about the future. Let's say you're starting with brunch at 1pm, which means you'll be pretending to enjoy your first gross mimosa (more like a mi-gross-a, amirite?!?! No, iamnotrite.) by 1:15pm. There are many unique considerations not encountered while Night Drinking. Despite sharing one of two total words, "Day Drinking" is actually nothing like "Night Drinking" (also referred to by some as "drinking").
